2014-08-28

A long time ago in an ankdamm far, far out...

Jag har inte orkat skriva något riktigt inlägg idag, så jag publicerar istället en bloggsummering av kvällens Twitterrant. Den kan med fördel läsas i ljuset av Henrik Arnstads Twitterhaveri igår och den text av Marika Formgren som föranledde detsamma.


Obi‑Wan Kenobi:I felt a great disturbance in the Åsiktskorridor, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in ramaskri and were suddenly kränkta.
Darth Vader:I find your lack of konsensuskultur disturbing.
Obi‑Wan Kenobi:That’s no moon, it’s Henrik Arnstad's sense of self-importance.
Princess Leia:Aren’t you a little wide for the åsiktskorridor?
Darth Vader:The Konsensuskultur is strong in this one.
Han Solo:
(as the åsiktskorridor closes in)
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
Princess Leia:You're not actually going into an åsiktskorridor?
Han Solo:They'd be crazy to follow us, wouldn't they?
C‑3PO:Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an åsiktskorridor is approximately 3,720 to 1.
Darth Vader:Your arguments are weak, young intersectionalist.
Obi‑Wan Kenobi:You can’t win, vite Timbroman. Criticize me, and I will write more essays about structural discrimination than you could possibly imagine.
Han Solo:This may be cramped, kid, but it'll keep you warm until I get the shelter up... Ugh. And I thought åsiktskorridoren seemed narrow... from the outside!
Yoda:When the victim of 900 maktordningar you become, look as good, you will not.
Stormtrooper:Let me see your identification.
Obi‑Wan:
(with a small wave of his hand)
You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper:We don't need to see his identification.
Obi‑Wan:These aren't the militanta vänsteraktivister you're looking for.
Stormtrooper:These aren't the militanta vänsteraktivister we're looking for.
Obi‑Wan:He can go about his skenhelighet.
Stormtrooper:You can go about your skenhelighet.
Obi‑Wan:Move along.
Stormtrooper:Move along, move along.